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Let's be honest, staying in is SHITE, but we need to keep that bloody curve down. We're guessing there are a lot of not-very-PC thoughts running through your head right now, such as: Why is my PISS WIZARD boss emailing me during my home workout?; Do my kids always behave like total GOBSHITES or just while being home-schooled?; And why oh why won't this virus just go FUCKETY BYE? Don't internalise your stress until you're social distancing from the people you live with. Now you can colour yourself calm with COLOUR MY BOLLOCKS, the adult colouring book that says exactly what you think.
Book Synopsis Colour My Bollocks by : Becky Glass
Download or read book Colour My Bollocks written by Becky Glass and published by Trapeze. This book was released on 2020-04-23 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let's be honest, staying in is SHITE, but we need to keep that bloody curve down. We're guessing there are a lot of not-very-PC thoughts running through your head right now, such as: Why is my PISS WIZARD boss emailing me during my home workout?; Do my kids always behave like total GOBSHITES or just while being home-schooled?; And why oh why won't this virus just go FUCKETY BYE? Don't internalise your stress until you're social distancing from the people you live with. Now you can colour yourself calm with COLOUR MY BOLLOCKS, the adult colouring book that says exactly what you think.
Have you ever wanted to call your boss a PISS WIZARD? Are your kids behaving like total GOBSHITES? Want to tell your in-laws to go FUCKETY BYE? Don't internalise your stress until you shave yourself bald like a 2007 Britney Spears; save yourself thousands on a 'holiday' to the Priory. Now you can colour yourself calm with COLOUR MY BOLLOCKS, the adult colouring book that says exactly what you think.
Book Synopsis Colour My Bollocks by : Becky Glass
Download or read book Colour My Bollocks written by Becky Glass and published by Orion. This book was released on 2017-02-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wanted to call your boss a PISS WIZARD? Are your kids behaving like total GOBSHITES? Want to tell your in-laws to go FUCKETY BYE? Don't internalise your stress until you shave yourself bald like a 2007 Britney Spears; save yourself thousands on a 'holiday' to the Priory. Now you can colour yourself calm with COLOUR MY BOLLOCKS, the adult colouring book that says exactly what you think.
Feeling stressed? Surrounded by idiots? Ever wish you could just punch the wall, or punch them? Ever wish you could just curse a blue streak? Well, calm down my friend. No need to make a scene. Just break out your colored pencils, crayons, or markers. Put on a little music. And sit down and color. Some nice little mandalas. Filled with your favorite swear words and dirty expressions. AAAaah. That's better! Feel the stress leaving your body? Why, you're feeling more and more like yourself with every passing minute. And look at the art your making in the meantime. Beautiful and dirty at the same time. Great gift for yourself or other uninhibited adult. In the bestselling "Never Mind the Bollocks, Just Color!," you'll enjoy: 30 new, original, and fun-to-color designs Single-sided pages (no bleed through!) Nice, big 8.5" x 11" pages 30 of your favorite swear words included (you may even learn a new word or two!) Each swear is easy to see and color Each page is adorned with mandala patterns, as well, for that peaceful, easy feeling Order now and receive peace in the mail, Zen Master. For any and all fans of adult coloring books, mandala coloring books, swear word coloring books, and curse words in general. Get your dirty on! WARNING: Not for children, by the way, because this book contains ADULT LANGUAGE, which you and I know as "dirty words.""
Book Synopsis Never Mind the Bollocks, Just Color! by : Dick Thomas
Download or read book Never Mind the Bollocks, Just Color! written by Dick Thomas and published by . This book was released on 2016-04-27 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Feeling stressed? Surrounded by idiots? Ever wish you could just punch the wall, or punch them? Ever wish you could just curse a blue streak? Well, calm down my friend. No need to make a scene. Just break out your colored pencils, crayons, or markers. Put on a little music. And sit down and color. Some nice little mandalas. Filled with your favorite swear words and dirty expressions. AAAaah. That's better! Feel the stress leaving your body? Why, you're feeling more and more like yourself with every passing minute. And look at the art your making in the meantime. Beautiful and dirty at the same time. Great gift for yourself or other uninhibited adult. In the bestselling "Never Mind the Bollocks, Just Color!," you'll enjoy: 30 new, original, and fun-to-color designs Single-sided pages (no bleed through!) Nice, big 8.5" x 11" pages 30 of your favorite swear words included (you may even learn a new word or two!) Each swear is easy to see and color Each page is adorned with mandala patterns, as well, for that peaceful, easy feeling Order now and receive peace in the mail, Zen Master. For any and all fans of adult coloring books, mandala coloring books, swear word coloring books, and curse words in general. Get your dirty on! WARNING: Not for children, by the way, because this book contains ADULT LANGUAGE, which you and I know as "dirty words.""
Colouring is one of best ways to soothe anxiety and eliminate stress. Release those pent-up emotions by colouring in the works you so so desperately wish to scream out loud! This therapeutic adult colouring book, features 45 original hand-drawn illustrations to help de-stress your mind and swear your way to a happier life.
Book Synopsis Fuck It, I'm Coloring by : Becky Glass
Download or read book Fuck It, I'm Coloring written by Becky Glass and published by Quadrille Publishing. This book was released on 2020-09-17 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Colouring is one of best ways to soothe anxiety and eliminate stress. Release those pent-up emotions by colouring in the works you so so desperately wish to scream out loud! This therapeutic adult colouring book, features 45 original hand-drawn illustrations to help de-stress your mind and swear your way to a happier life.
Description'A Cry for Help' is the follow-up to Stephen's very successful 'A Cry For Help' and continues his first book's theme highlighting the constant struggles of living with OCD. Stephen has a terrible fear, amongst others, of harming an elderly lady. Having to continually check that each and every elderly woman he passed in the street or came into everyday contact had not suffered at his hands. 'A Cry Forever' tackles how this obsession has altered Stephen's life, further periods in custody are discussed as are Stephen's experiences of forming relationships and starting a family hindered by ever-present obsessions. This is an honest and open book which can act as a beacon of hope for those suffering from this wildly misunderstood, yet life-changing illness.About the AuthorStephen Drake was born in Surrey in 1970 and was diagnosed with OCD in 1989, having spent periods in jail due to the condition. Further custody followed as stress heightened his obsessions. In 2006 Stephen wrote his first book entitled 'A Cry For Help' as a way of expressing his problems and changing his wayward course. 'A Cry For Ever' followed a year later, having been encouraged by benefits from his first book.
Book Synopsis A Man Derailed by : Paul Holmes
Download or read book A Man Derailed written by Paul Holmes and published by Chipmunkapublishing ltd. This book was released on 2011-06-01 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Description'A Cry for Help' is the follow-up to Stephen's very successful 'A Cry For Help' and continues his first book's theme highlighting the constant struggles of living with OCD. Stephen has a terrible fear, amongst others, of harming an elderly lady. Having to continually check that each and every elderly woman he passed in the street or came into everyday contact had not suffered at his hands. 'A Cry Forever' tackles how this obsession has altered Stephen's life, further periods in custody are discussed as are Stephen's experiences of forming relationships and starting a family hindered by ever-present obsessions. This is an honest and open book which can act as a beacon of hope for those suffering from this wildly misunderstood, yet life-changing illness.About the AuthorStephen Drake was born in Surrey in 1970 and was diagnosed with OCD in 1989, having spent periods in jail due to the condition. Further custody followed as stress heightened his obsessions. In 2006 Stephen wrote his first book entitled 'A Cry For Help' as a way of expressing his problems and changing his wayward course. 'A Cry For Ever' followed a year later, having been encouraged by benefits from his first book.
This appalling true-life prison writing chronicles the events of years spent in Spanish prisons. It highlights the fact that crime is planned in prison and how prison is the villain's jobcentre.This prison writing in the raw is not for the squeamish or politically correct. The anti-Spanish and anti-French sentiment is solely the author's undiluted emotions at the time of writing in his cell.
Book Synopsis Satan's Arena by : Christopher Chance
Download or read book Satan's Arena written by Christopher Chance and published by Christopher Chance. This book was released on 2010-09-29 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This appalling true-life prison writing chronicles the events of years spent in Spanish prisons. It highlights the fact that crime is planned in prison and how prison is the villain's jobcentre.This prison writing in the raw is not for the squeamish or politically correct. The anti-Spanish and anti-French sentiment is solely the author's undiluted emotions at the time of writing in his cell.
Timeshare a journey into the unknown is a very frank account of the ten years Shaun Donovan spent working as a sales representative and a manager in the industry, both in the Canary Islands and on the island of Cyprus. During that time he closed over three million pounds worth of personal sales, along with training hundreds of new recruits to become timeshare professionals. With over 3,000 tours to his name and around 700 sales under his belt, Shaun has made many friendships in the business, not only with his fellow colleagues, but also with many of his clients, who kept coming back year after year to see him, (often to spend more money), after he had introduced them to the wonderful world of luxurious holidays. In the book he also describes in detail how he broke all the ethics of his profession, by mixing business with pleasure, and running off with his client! Read how their Shirley Valentine romance eventually turns into a living nightmare, as everything goes tragically wrong for them and their world of dreams is systematically torn apart. Apart from all the heartache and despair, there are also some wonderful holidays, which Shaun and his family enjoyed together, along with loads of great travel stories, which include two unbelievable bus journeys across America and Australia, a ferry-hop around all seven Canary Islands and two unforgettable cruises to the Greek Islands and Egypt. Shauns manuscript is a compelling catalogue of anecdotes, which has all the ingredients of love, hate and compassion, violence, drugs and embezzlement -along with one of the best insights into the world of timeshare ever produced. Combine all this with the unparalleled passion of one man, who truly believes that his product is the best thing since sliced bread and youve got yourself a story which may possibly change the way you think about one of the most lucrative and volatile industries in the world today.
Book Synopsis Timeshare by : Shaun Donovan
Download or read book Timeshare written by Shaun Donovan and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012-03-20 with total page 529 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Timeshare a journey into the unknown is a very frank account of the ten years Shaun Donovan spent working as a sales representative and a manager in the industry, both in the Canary Islands and on the island of Cyprus. During that time he closed over three million pounds worth of personal sales, along with training hundreds of new recruits to become timeshare professionals. With over 3,000 tours to his name and around 700 sales under his belt, Shaun has made many friendships in the business, not only with his fellow colleagues, but also with many of his clients, who kept coming back year after year to see him, (often to spend more money), after he had introduced them to the wonderful world of luxurious holidays. In the book he also describes in detail how he broke all the ethics of his profession, by mixing business with pleasure, and running off with his client! Read how their Shirley Valentine romance eventually turns into a living nightmare, as everything goes tragically wrong for them and their world of dreams is systematically torn apart. Apart from all the heartache and despair, there are also some wonderful holidays, which Shaun and his family enjoyed together, along with loads of great travel stories, which include two unbelievable bus journeys across America and Australia, a ferry-hop around all seven Canary Islands and two unforgettable cruises to the Greek Islands and Egypt. Shauns manuscript is a compelling catalogue of anecdotes, which has all the ingredients of love, hate and compassion, violence, drugs and embezzlement -along with one of the best insights into the world of timeshare ever produced. Combine all this with the unparalleled passion of one man, who truly believes that his product is the best thing since sliced bread and youve got yourself a story which may possibly change the way you think about one of the most lucrative and volatile industries in the world today.
The Sweary Colouring Book 2 is the second instalment from Sarah Bigwood. The first book went viral, this time, dive into the fancy sweary world and unleash your naughty side! For days when only a swear will do. Including 20 hand drawn detailed pictures
Book Synopsis The Sweary Colouring Book 2 by : Sarah Bigwood
Download or read book The Sweary Colouring Book 2 written by Sarah Bigwood and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-09 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Sweary Colouring Book 2 is the second instalment from Sarah Bigwood. The first book went viral, this time, dive into the fancy sweary world and unleash your naughty side! For days when only a swear will do. Including 20 hand drawn detailed pictures
Brutal and violent, this tell-all is a personal account of the life of Razor Smith and the world in which he lived, where ruthlessness, viciousness, and savagery are prized and admired. In prison more than half of his life for assaults and armed robberies, Smith became confined in a peculiar kind of hell from which his only route of escape was to master the art of writing. His book shows us a face of crime not often encountered in run-of-the-mill true-crime books: a face as tender and intimate as a lover's, yet as frightening as a killer's. Powerfully written from beginning to end, this is an extraordinarily vivid account of how a kid from South London became a career criminal, a blistering indictment of a system that brutalized young offenders, and an unsentimental acknowledgment of the adrenaline-fueled thrills of the criminal life. Shocking, fascinating, and horrifying, it also reveals Smith as one of the most talented writers of his generation.
Book Synopsis A Few Kind Words and a Loaded Gun by : Razor Smith
Download or read book A Few Kind Words and a Loaded Gun written by Razor Smith and published by Chicago Review Press. This book was released on 2012-04 with total page 503 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brutal and violent, this tell-all is a personal account of the life of Razor Smith and the world in which he lived, where ruthlessness, viciousness, and savagery are prized and admired. In prison more than half of his life for assaults and armed robberies, Smith became confined in a peculiar kind of hell from which his only route of escape was to master the art of writing. His book shows us a face of crime not often encountered in run-of-the-mill true-crime books: a face as tender and intimate as a lover's, yet as frightening as a killer's. Powerfully written from beginning to end, this is an extraordinarily vivid account of how a kid from South London became a career criminal, a blistering indictment of a system that brutalized young offenders, and an unsentimental acknowledgment of the adrenaline-fueled thrills of the criminal life. Shocking, fascinating, and horrifying, it also reveals Smith as one of the most talented writers of his generation.
Oh deary deary deary deary me - we just don't understand - we are not above the animal kingdom, we are waaaaay waaaaay below, but...I do admit, our civilisation does indeed LOOK very splendid - no animal kingdom can boast the kind of things we have managed to build and create - but at what cost? What have we destroyed in order to build and maintain our current level of civilisation?
Book Synopsis Dicktard & Other Bits 'n' Bobs by : Fieros Wilson
Download or read book Dicktard & Other Bits 'n' Bobs written by Fieros Wilson and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-07-17 with total page 299 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oh deary deary deary deary me - we just don't understand - we are not above the animal kingdom, we are waaaaay waaaaay below, but...I do admit, our civilisation does indeed LOOK very splendid - no animal kingdom can boast the kind of things we have managed to build and create - but at what cost? What have we destroyed in order to build and maintain our current level of civilisation?
